The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
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