It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
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