as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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