I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize