Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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