i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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