I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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