oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
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