At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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