she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
She told me I should be a condom model.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
I will be naked everywhere
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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