We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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