Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
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