This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Randomize
