He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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