The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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