i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
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