I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
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