dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
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