I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
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