I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
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