Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
its liver damage thursday
Randomize
