ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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