i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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