dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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