Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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