Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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