My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
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