theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
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