this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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