i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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