do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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