Whats the glycemic index on semen?
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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