He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Randomize
