I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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