Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
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