Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
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