My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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