He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
