i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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