There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
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