she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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