Yo dont text me then not text me
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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