Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Randomize
