How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
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