Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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