Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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