Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
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