I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
Ladies, if you have recieved this text then you are one of the lucky few friends I have decided to make this proposal to. As you all know, my boyfriend's birthday is in two weeks and I have finally decided on the perfect present. Surprise threesome. Now, there can only be one, this isn't an orgy you know, so I will be rating the ideal candidates on bra size and sluttyness. Experiance will count, references if available. Inbox me your credentials so we can come to a...Satisfying agreement.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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