my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
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