Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
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