when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
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