Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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