We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
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