i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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