ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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