Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
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