Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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