I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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