You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Yo dont text me then not text me
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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