I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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